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Freezing My Ass Off Hoodie

Freezing My Ass Off Hoodie

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The Freezing My Ass Off hoodie is for those days when the Midwest wind hits and you instantly regret all of your life choices. Featuring a fully bundled donkey who is clearly over it — paired with the phrase “Freezing My … Off” — this hoodie sums up winter in Weston, Missouri better than words ever could.

It’s soft enough to make the cold slightly more tolerable, oversized enough to hide the multiple layers you’re wearing underneath, and warm enough to survive grocery store parking lots, early morning dog walks, and every “why do I live here?” moment from November to March.

Wear it, laugh about it, and accept that we’re all freezing our asses off together.

  • 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester

  • Unisex sizing

  • Drawstring hood

  • Front kangaroo pocket

  • Available in S–3X

  • Donkey-in-winter-gear graphic with “Freezing My … Off”

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