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Park Ranger Hoodie

Park Ranger Hoodie

$58.00
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The Park Ranger hoodie is for the person who has officially run out of patience — but still wants to be cozy about it. Featuring a bear in a ranger hat with the tagline “Only You Can Prevent Stupidity,” this hoodie is your new uniform for dealing with the general public, group texts, school pickup lines, and anyone who insists on “circling back.”

Soft, warm, and unisex, it’s comfortable enough for everyday Weston, Missouri life and snarky enough to let people know exactly where you stand — without you having to say a word. Honestly, it’s a public service.

  • 80% Cotton

  • 20% Recycled Polyester

  • Unisex sizing S–3X

  • Front kangaroo pocket

  • Bear graphic with “Only You Can Prevent Stupidity” tagline

All things ship for $3, all of the time.

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