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Park Ranger Hoodie Green

Park Ranger Hoodie Green

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Smokey had one job. This bear has a much bigger problem.

The Park Ranger Hoodie features a grizzly bear in a park ranger hat delivering the reminder humanity apparently still needs: “Only You Can Prevent Stupidity.”

Will wearing this hoodie actually prevent people from doing stupid things? Absolutely not. People are remarkably committed. But it will keep you soft and cozy while you stand there quietly judging their decisions.

Perfect for camping, hiking, bonfires, road trips, national parks, family gatherings, the grocery store, or really anywhere other humans are present.

Details:

  • Unisex sizing S-3X
  • Cotton Blend
  • Soft and cozy
  • Excellent attire for observing questionable decisions
  • Perfect for hoodie season, camping, hiking, and general public interaction
  • Great gift for sarcastic people, outdoorsy people, and anyone who has simply had enough

All things ship for $3, all of the time.

Questions? Please text our shop phone anytime for the fastest response & customer service. (816) 878-2278

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